'Things that Make You Go Hmmm' MJ Lyrics:
-"You're Just A Buffet, You're A Vegetable, They Eat Off Of You, You're A Vegetable"
Um...ok, I'm a what now?
-"Annie Are You OK? So, Annie Are You OK? Are You OK, Annie?"
I think if you have to ask that many times, the answer is an implied 'no'. Particularly given all the evidence at the scene...
-"Just Promise Me Whatever We Say Or Whatever We Do To Each Other, For Now We'll Make A Vow To Just Keep It In The Closet"
Ok, but just for now. What exactly is the waiting period before I can do a tell-all about Naomi Campbell's vajayjay anyway?
-"I Took My Baby On A Saturday Bang"
I just want to know what a Saturday bang is, cuz I think I missed out on something really awesome in my adolesence...
-"I've Been A Victim Of A Selfish Kind Of Love"
There's nothing wrong with self-love. I mean, maybe your spouse isn't always in the mood!
"Born To Amuse, To Inspire, To Delight;
Here One Day, Gone One Night
Like A Sunset, Dying With The Rising Of The Moon;
Gone Too Soon"
Word.
Pop Culture
July 01, 2009
June 23, 2009
This Week in Things!
Things We Weren't Shocked By...
-Perez Hilton got smacked around by a celebrity.
-Jon & Kate filed for divorce.
-Shia Lebeouf tried to defend being a mother-lover and failed.
-Iran had a dirty election.
-The US got beat in soccer.
Things We Were Somewhat Surprised By...
-Brad Pitt called Mel Gibson 'Sugar Tits' at an awards show! Cool though....
-Nadal dropped out of Wimbledon.
-Chris Brown plead guilty.
-Tiger Woods only tied for 6th at the US Open.
Things We Were Floored By...
....................?
We are very hard to shock, but the prices of hard liquor and hookers are getting a little out of hand.
June 10, 2009
June 04, 2009
Wasn't It Sexy When...
-Patrick Swayze as Johnny Castle lip synchs "And I owe it all to you!" to Baby in 'Dirty Dancing'.
Riight, adorable. *Yawn*. At least you women had eye candy in that movie....
-House MD gave Cuddy an injection in the...lower, lower, lower back area.
So it was the injection that was hot, not her bending over and lifting her skirt?
Let's just say it was a combination of her doing that and the symbolism of him, uh, sticking something in her, hehehe.
Men are pigs....
-Brad Pitt as JD shows off his robbery skills to Thelma in 'Thelma & Louise'.
Oh, the movie otherwise known as 'All the Ways Men Suck'.
-Angelina Jolie in that Dominatrix outfit in 'Mr & Mrs Smith'. Hmm, those boots went up all the way...
You men and dominatrixes....so, what you're saying is you'd love it if I slapped you around more. I can do that.
-Richard Gere as Zack Mayo carries Paula out of the factory in 'An Officer and a Gentleman'.
Oh, the movie otherwise known as 'Wow, That Chick is a Crazy Biatch Ho!'
-That scene in 'Blue Velvet' where Isabella Rosselini, on her knees, makes Kyle MacLachlan strip while threatening him with a knife, and then forcing him to stand still as she starts to ah...heheh....well, you know.
'Forcing him'.....riiiight, I bet he was just DYING to get away.
-Kate Beckinsale in 'Underworld', in that vinyl catsuit...well, pretty much every scene she's wearing that...
And again with the dominatrixy outfits....seriously, I'm starting to see a pattern here.
Good, because I already ordered your catsuit...
Hey!
-Spike and Buffy get...close on the balcony.
Yeah, I got nothing. That was hot.
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