Top 10 Reasons for a Woman to Get Married

--There is always someone else to blame. For anything.

--Yes, you can kill the spiders. But do you want to?

--Bigger tax deduction.

--It's very hard to rub your own back.

--You always have a date for office holiday parties.

--Worrying about anything is really a two-person job.

--Double income!

--Spouses are great excuses. "Sorry, I can't go. My husband made plans already."

--Unlike friends, spouses are legally obligated to stay with you even after they find out you like 'Achey Breaky Heart'.

--There is no way you are checking out that sound in the middle of the night.

Comments

[Iggadigga]

Heh heh, if only they were all true in my case! I usually have to kill spiders/bugs for my husband cause they creep him out. :P And the double income thing? It can be overrated depending on your circumstances - for instance, I never owned a car on my own, but my husband's is SO EXPENSIVE with purchase payments, insurance, gas, etc. etc. It's almost like renting two apartments. :/