OMG, you suck, we rule.

Yeah, so I was re-reading that post from yesterday, and it seems to imply our marriage is perfect. Which it's not. It's like half a degree from perfect. But mostly awesome. So yes, while it may sound like we're bragging about our marriage being totally better than other marriages, the real point which can't be missed is that I HAVE A GRAY HAIR!!!
    You mean grey hairs. Spelled correctly and pluralized.
Oh yeah, I forgot that you Euro folk don't know how to talk or write American. That's okay, I still love you. I bet you're thinking that our font changes colour, aren't you?
    Yes, it does. So?
You're so cute, I could eat you up. No wait, did you pluralize my gray hairs? I thought that was just a joke!! You said you only saw one!!!
    Actually, I saw no gray hairs. I saw grey hairs.
You're so lucky I have to go right now, but this is not over. Not by a long shot, buddy.
    I mean, I thought when I married a younger woman that she would stay younger than me...(oh yes, she's gone. I'm not stupid!)