So yesterday, having forgotten that the Oscars are today, we foolishly went to Hollywood and Highland to do some shopping. I had to show my license and have the undercarriage of my car searched just to get into a parking lot! The man told me, "They take the Oscars very seriously here." Indeed. So in honor of the Academy Awards tonight, here are my picks for Top Ten Worst Movie Couples(in no particular order):
1. Jack & Rose (Titanic)
Bitch, scoot over a little! The 12 year old boy doesn't take up much space.
2. Luke & Leia (Star Wars)
Eww...just ewww.
3. Kenickie & Rizzo (Grease)
He was an ass, and she was a 34 year old high school senior. Doomed from the start.
4. Romeo & Juliet (Any Movie Version)
They both die, ya know.
5. Sam & Molly (Ghost)
Yay, a guy who can't say 'I Love You' until he's dead. And really, if you want your girlfriend to make out with you as a woman, at least pick a hot woman.
6. Cyclops & Phoenix (X-Men III)
She always knows what you're thinking, then she explodes you apart. I call that a bad.
7. Bill & The Bride (Kill Bill)
Sure, there was passion early on, but then there's all the shooting in the head and heart attack-giving.
8. Superman & Lois Lane (Superman)
She must be thinking she was 'super' raped at some point, since Supes erased her memory of the sex they had (like, 20 years ago), and she had a super (creepy) kid.
9. Hannibal & Clarice (Silence of the Lambs)
She likes women and he would eat her face. Probably wouldn't work out.
10. Davey Jones & Calypso (Pirates of the Caribbean)
She caused him to be a squid-face. Happy Anniversary.
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