Prez Day

        Soo, President's Day huh?
Yep, one of our most famous holidays.
        Uh-huh. Don’t think I remember hearing of it before I moved here. And no day off from work I notice.
Uh, no. Only a select and happy few.
        So is it dedicated to any Prez in particular or just to the fact that they exist??
Uhm, just that they exist I guess.
        Does the president get a day off?
Don't know. Don't think so. Not that he needs any more vacations.
        You can say that again! He broke Reagan's record for taking days off! Hope the next Prez will be...ya know, less lazy.
And mangle the english language to a lesser extent?
        That too. Of course, since these days both parties give the same speeches, it may not even matter that much.
Right. "We must go forward, not backward".
        "We need change!"
"I am the bringer of change!"
        "Work for a better tomorrow! A Brighter future!"
"The children are our future!"
        "What would this land be without this great country of ours!" Okay, that one was Robin Williams, but it sums it up.
Yeah, considering this is so historical, with the first woman and black man running (who have actual chances), it's all kinda bland isn't it?
       Yeah....blah. Oh, I know! Forget that bunch! Lets talk about the real great presidents: from movies!
Ah, yes! Morgan Freeman! Bill Pullman!
        Kevin Kline! Harrison Ford!
I would SO vote for Harrison Ford.
        Hmm, maybe. Depends.
On what?
        On Indy IV of course!! Can he still do it? Can he still crack the whip? Can he lead?
Riiight.....well, he can crack my whip any day. Or is that whip my ...no I better stop right there.
        Ahem, yes. To quote Eddie Izzard: 'I think you'd better had.'